Thank goodness for old-fashioned dating

I'm very old-fashioned. I've met my longish-term partners in that dreary old face-to-face way. It led to tummy-to-tummy - but gradually, at its own pace.

We got to know each other over weeks, months even, usually at work. We had observed each other's foibles and quirks at a distance, in an unpressured non-romantic environment.

So we knew what we were getting into. There were no surprises where somebody suddenly revealed that they were, let's say, an anti-Semite or didn't like music or did like rugby league.

So I feel sorry for young people today who rely on dating apps.

The poor dears tell me that, after one date, they get plagued with text messages. "How's your day going?" that kind of thing - from a person they barely know, in fact from a person they don't really know at all.

Or take this complaint from a friend who dates online: "No matter how good a first date is, it doesn't warrant a declaration of love."

"Anyone who thinks they're in love after one date is kidding themselves. Possibly borderline delusional.

"Really 'love' after a first date is at most, love of a one-dimensional version of someone - something that in the long run, is really hard to live up to."

How true. Love blossoms. It doesn't explode.

There is hope, though. It may be that there are a lot of people on dating websites who don't actually meet their partners through them. They sign up to keep their options open - they shop in many markets, as it were - but end up meeting people in the reliable old ways.

The latest survey by Relationships Australia found that "people were more likely to meet through family or friends (29 per cent), at a social event (19 per cent), through work (16 per cent) or in an educational setting (14 per cent) than online (12 per cent)".

Phew. There may still be room for flirting, and even old-fashioned romance where people get to know each other gradually.

It would be nice to think that dating apps have had their day. They seem like too cold a mechanism - too cynical, too much like a market.

They have degenerated from what once seemed like a good idea - an online forum for people to meet - to a commercial venture.

It's the way of the technological world. What starts out as an innovative way of helping many people turns into a product where money is sucked out.

Dating sites, according to those who use them, have become either expensive or cruddy. There are paid-for special sections where money gives the seeker of heart-to-heart or tummy-to-tummy access to a higher class of date (or so it's supposed), or there is the rest for free. You pay for the elite or you go free for the remainder.

So dating sites have become "enshittified". Don't blame me for the word. I read it in the Financial Times.

It was coined in Wired magazine by Cory Doctorow who is a science-fiction writer but also one of the world's most perceptive analysts of technology and society.

The best definition of enshittification is: "The phenomenon of online platforms gradually degrading the quality of their services, often by promoting advertisements and sponsored content, in order to increase profits."

Doctorow explained in the FT: "It's a three-stage process: first, platforms are good to their users. Then they abuse their users to make things better for their business customers. Finally, they abuse those business customers to claw back all the value for themselves. Then, there is a fourth stage: they die."

Let us hope for this fourth terminal stage of the dating app. Bring back slow-burn relationships which grow steadily to passion and, yes, even love.

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